thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Gender reveal party and if it’s a boy I blow up a cop but if it’s a girl I blow up a landlord

If the child grows up to be non binary or trans I blow up both a cop and a landlord

Me assigning my baby’s gender “all of the above”

yanwangdijunfensi:

captain-price-officially:

saintofpride201:

thethreemustyfears:

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade

cursedtrekedits:

spocksjuul:

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

(Source: sparklfairycouture.com)

normalwizard:

White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian

werewolfcatgirlpaws:

“I’m a comedian so I can go lower”

KING.

what-even-is-thiss:

employee210:

Another day in the Office

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh